MY MOM COMES HOME WITH MY FLUFFY WUFFY TOMORROW OMG YAY.
On a negative note my month-long sleepover with babe is over :’(
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending
*bully pushes you*
*you push bully back*
bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying
oitnb season 3 requirements
- for poussey to never be sad ever.
- no larry
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!
I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.
lil piggy tippy toes…………